Here is what I bought to assuage my fat pants blues:
1. Billy Madison (I've always been a big old school Adam Sandler fan. That penguin kills me every time.)
2. The original live action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Fuck. Yes.)
3. BONUS! A combo pack of Teen Witch and The Heavenly Kid! I've never seen the Heavenly Kid and since they had to pair it up with the 80s camp classic, Teen Witch, just to sell, it probably is not great. But then again, judging by the other movies in my basket, I have a very alternative notion of good taste. It could be my new favorite movie, who knows? Besides, two movies for five bucks? Uber-score.
Hopefully I'll end up not needing my new fat pants for very much longer (haha.), which is why I only spent $18. But in the meantime, I'll be super-comfy watching some of my childhood favorites!
By the way, if you have never seen Teen Witch, this video sums it up in one gloriously inappropriate rap battle. "Look how funky he is! I'll never be hip." (You can skip the first 35 seconds or so).